I feel like I should write this down

Monkeyface is in pre-school and every day I get a report on what he did with the class and then one little snippet about what he did as an individual.
On Monday Monkeyface and his friends took paddles, turned them into guitars, and proceeded to serenade one of the girls in the class. When I asked the teacher who it was, Monkeyface screamed out the girl's name. I asked him what she looked like and he said that she had long, yellow hair.

Oh Lord